My Voice is Changing
Last night when I went to bed, with tangled hair upon my head
In every way I really was a kid
It happened without warning, when I woke up in the morning
I can't tell you just what happened but it did
I grew six inches in one day, it's painful when it goes that way
And now my skinny body's really achin'
And my skin just exploded with an inch of oil, it's loaded
It's so greasy you could fry a pound of bacon
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My voice is changing out of thin air
And body parts that once were smooth are growing bits of hair
My voice is changing what does it mean
I guess I'll be a real man before I turn thirteen
I buy two pairs of jeans a week, I'm such a tall and awkward geek
I fall down when I try to play a grounder
At dinner every night I eat a giant heaping plate of meat
Then go out with my friends for quarter pounders
And weird emotions come alive, my hormones are in overdrive
I've turned into a girl watching creature
And all my friends their minds are shot but hey don't care
because they're hot
For Mrs. Smith the mathematics teacher
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Pretty soon I bet I'll be right into heavy metal but my parents
say
At least it isn't rap
I'll start wearing stupid clothes and threaten that I'll pierce
my nose
And tell my parents all they like is crap
The first girl that I ever kiss would be the one and who could
miss
Our love forever written in the stars
But I don't think our love will last unless the four years go by
fast
'Till I can use the back seat of the car
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"Cha, cha, cha"