I think I've got a crush on Celine Dion
The way she beats her chest when she sings a love song.
There's something about her, makes me wanna feed her,
And I'd love to be Mister Celine Dion.

She'll sing a song in English, then she'll sing en francais,
Both the songs'll suck, but I love her anyway.
She's full of emotion, I'm full of devotion for Celine,
And I'll be hers someday.

Oh, Celine Dion, you soft-rock my world,
Won't you please be mine, Celine?
I would do anything, if you'd be my girl,
Oh, be my girl, Celine.

I sent you cards and letters, but you don't respond
You play hard to get, but my heart goes on and on
I just wanna say, 'je vous aimerez'
And I can see her house from my van!
Hi honey! Did you change your phone number?

Oh, Celine Dion, you soft-rock my world,
Won't you please be mine, Celine?
I would do anything, if you'd be my girl,
Oh, be my girl, Celine
(Celine) Celine,
Her skin's so soft and clean, just like porceline,
I wish she'd slather me with a tub of Vaseline!
(That was a little creepy!)