Big Fat Road Manager

Every rock band has this guy
Not many people really know why
He's got a cellphone and a backstage pass
He's got a big gutt and a big fat ass

Chorus:
He's a big fat road manager
Big fat road manager
Big fat road manager
Big fat road manager

He plugs in guitars and microphone jacks
He makes sure the system won't feedback
He yells "Check One" 'till his face turns blue
Don't you wish he could count to two?

Chorus

"The contract says there's beer for three"
"A bottle for you and a case for me"
"I'll make sure you've a place to stay"
"Then I'll eat your deli tray"

Chorus

You may wonder why the road manager's so wide
He's the one who blocks the door when the tax collector comes by

The tour on the road he spends his day
At an all you can eat buffet
But if he can come to terms
He will manage the Arrogant Worms

Chorus

Big fat road manager
Big fat road manager
"Is this thing on?"

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