Having Fun is Bad For You

I used to go to all the parties
And make love to all the beautiful ladies
And I'd eat cheeseburgers with bacon, and extra grease
When I was hungry
And drink, Windex coladas, until my skin turmed blue
But now, the times they are, changing
My lifestyle, it is rearranging
For, the battery (?) is fun and entertaining
But it is also, very bad for you

"1, 2, 3, 4" (in Spanish)

Do you know how many diseases you can get
Making love to someone who has not had all their tests
So now a days, I am cellibate
And I wear a condom, in case I have dirty thoughts

I never drive my car past the speed limit
And I always wear my seatbelt when I am in it
I traded my Lamborghini, for a Honda Civic
Because it is more fuel efficient and practical

Chorus
I yi yi
I yi yo
Being boring is the way to go
I yi yi
I yi yo
Having fun is bad for you

I can no longer smoke my cigarettes
Because I found that they are a major cause of death
The darn nicotine has not killed me yet
But if I got pregnant it could hurt my baby

I used to love my soft complextion
I'd tan myself to perfection
But the sun can give you a cancerous infection
So now I am white and pasty, and I never leave the house

I used to eat like there was no tomorrow
But then I found colesterol is full of sorrow
The last thing I want to do is to have to borrow
Somebody else's heart because mine is full of bad deposits

Chorus